Here is the actual contents of my email inbox when I came to work this morning.
"April is Washington State’s Disaster Preparedness Month and [Building Management] is proud to participate in the Statewide Earthquake Drill at [Tall Building]. This drill is an important reminder of what to do during the first few moments of an earthquake, and we encourage everyone to participate. Experts say your chances of reacting effectively during a real earthquake double every time you perform this drill.
The drill will take place at approximately 9:45am on Thursday, April 21. An announcement will be made over the public address system. When you hear the announcement, imagine that an earthquake is occurring, then:
DROP under a sturdy desk or table, ideally away from windows, bookcases, file cabinets, and other objects that can fall.
COVER your head and stay under cover, which you would do until the shaking has stopped. During this drill, stay under cover until the public address announcement has been completed (about 30 seconds).
HOLD onto the desk or table. If it were to move, you would want to move with it.
(If your normal work area does not have a desk or table to drop under, quickly crouch down next to a strong wall, away from windows and preferably in a corner. Cover your neck and head with your hands.)
(If in a wheelchair, lock your wheels, lean forward, and cover your neck and head with your hands or a hard covering, such as a book or stiff binder.)
What else you should do:
Note any difficulties you had in performing the drill. If it is not comfortable for you to get under your desk, find another safe place nearby.
Evaluate your work area and minimize as much as possible the objects that would fall during a real earthquake."
I'm sitting here wondering where this leaves me with a glass desk.
I'm also wondering if the drill works if I don't imagine an earthquake first.