1.24.2006

consult the contrivium

Automated whimsy. I love it.

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  10. In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and the dark goddess of replevin!
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1.20.2006

don't try this at home

The headline reads: "Lawyer Allegedly Kidnaps Client Over Fees." No, really.

She kidnapped him from his wedding celebration (allegedly, that is) and then called his ex-wife for ransom.

Obviously, this attorney has never practiced family law.